A new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in the usual traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
"My dear family, first I wish to thank you for welcoming me to my new home and family, secondly, my being here does not mean that I have come to change your way of life and your routine, No, I will never do that, never in a million years."
"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is………… (looking at her in-laws);
Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to wash your clothes and clean should carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND, most importantly,
Those who used to go to the shamba must continue doing so!!!
"So what are you here for?!!?" enquired the mother-in-law distastefully.
The new wife turned around and started dancing off her hips infront of the whole family saying she was there to entertain their son.
Be aware of those whom you take home to your parents..You may be forever shocked.
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